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It's been a while since I sent out a Stile File... I've been busy moving. It's the end of an era, my friends.

Until last week I lived in my moms basement. It was a dark, filthy hole, completely unfinished and it smelled like mould. It had two of those lights with the pull string and exposed insulation. Tons of spiders, and my prized possession was a purple velour couch from the 70s handed down to me from my aunt, along with one of those old TVs with all the wood around it that weighed like a million pounds. The couch and area rug was completely crusted over from stile-juice from living down there for over 15 years. Every time someone would sit on it I would laugh to myself knowing that they were sitting on my dried up cum. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I came on the carpeting and couches and just let it dry.

I hated living in my moms basement, but it was the only privacy I had in the entire world, and it's where I would smoke weed, play guitar, and work on Stile Project pretty much 24/7. It feels really weird to be living above ground now, and my eyes are slowly starting to adjust to all the light. I kinda miss the damn place. I wanted to share with you some of the highlights of the basement years, because it's what made me into the premature balding, sunken chested man I am today.

When I was about 16 I moved my bedroom down to the basement because I though it would be cool having more privacy, or so I thought. Little did I know my mom would go into my new room every chance she got and would go through my stuff. One day I came home from school and she was carrying my bedsheets upstairs and asked me why my bedsheets smelled funny and were all stiff and crunchy. My face turned totally pale when I realized that my mom was touching the dried up jizz on my sheets. I seriously wanted to throw up, thinking that my own mother was playing with my now hardened cum stains. I told her that I spilled a glass of milk on the bed and didn't bother to clean it up, and she believed me. Then again she also thought my bong was a science experiment from chemistry class. My mom is really naive, totally a 50s Leave It To Beaver type mom who has never drank or done drugs in her entire life. I used to grow weed in my backyard and I told her it was paisley, and she believed me, thinking that weed only grows in the tropics.

A month later she came downstairs to get my laundry and took my bedsheets off my bed, and was taking them upstairs when she asked if I spilled milk on them again. What can I say, I'm a lazy fucker and would just jizz on my sheets and roll over and go to bed. I never realized that my mom would touch it when she did the laundry. I said yeah, it's milk, then she asked why there was so much of it. I just brushed her off. After a few minutes she came back into the room and yelled at me, saying "If you're going to ejaculate, use a towel!" I wanted to throw up, right then and there when it hit me that my mom finally realized at that very moment that she was touching her kids dried up cum, not once, but twice. Needless to say I started doing my own laundry after that (and got myself a cum rag).

I don't know what's the deal with my mom and cum, but a few months after that I came home and was going downstairs when I heard some rustling in my moms room, and my moms boyfriend at the time came out of her room and walked downstairs and said hi. I didn't think twice, and said hi and starting walking downstairs again when I noticed that his shirt was all wet. I looked a bit closer and realized it was fucking dripping with cum. It had that weird cum smell, and when I realized I was smelling my moms boyfriends cum, I started dry heaving. The shirt had wet splotches around stringy white globules of man milk, and I swear it was the most offensive thing I've ever seen. No Japscat or mutation video could ever compare to the horror of having your mother jack some dude off onto himself, then come talk to you about the fucking weather.

I had a serious anxiety attack when I realized he had no idea that there was jizz all over himself (and I don't even want to fucking think about how it got there), and that I was smelling and looking at another dudes jizz who was banging my mom. I think I ran to the basement and cried for an hour, remembering all the times I was trying to sleep at night upstairs and heard my mom getting drilled hard.

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***** Uncle Stile's Yiddish Joke Corner *****

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

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An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,"
said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course, my son," said the priest.

The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

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A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?

'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.

'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked 'First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he replied and turned back to his book.

'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live around here?' she asked.

'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, 'Do you like pussy cats?

With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, 'How did you know that was what I wanted?'

The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'

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A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"

She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"

"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."