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I like to play a game where I see how long I can go without masturbating. I always lose, though. Being a chronic masturbator has its drawbacks, and running a filthy website makes it even harder to resist the urge to fondle the ol' cock 'n balls. When your job is to look at dead babies, bloated corpses and three hundred pound black women with pancake tits the size of a small child, sex is always on the mind. Well, at least in my case.
A few weeks ago I was watching some classy European sodomy ass to mouth (to ass) porn, when upon a penile upstroke I somehow managed to tear the skin of my most delicate part, which resulted in a nasty wound (even though it's the size of a pea, any wound on your dick is cause for despair). So I figured that I would go a few days without jackin' myself into a frenzy, and it would heal and all would be said and done. This was the first time I tried to conciously make an effort not to jack off, and let me tell you, it's the hardest thing I've ever tried to do in my life. Click here to read the full article...
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