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• From: Some Dude
• Subject: Abortion Mobile

Hey stile, I was driving down the highway and saw this fucked up abortion van going past me, so I quickly grabbed my digicam out of the glove box and took pics. What a fucking freak!!!

• From: MIKE [lori01@telusplanet.net]
• Subject: Reader Mail

Those who know me personally, know I’m not a fan of ‘off colour’ statements. Let it be understood, I’m only bringing up this topic for a mature discussion between concerned adults. A rather disturbing event occurred in my life recently and unfortunately, it was an all too common experience.

Let’s just say if pets were allowed in restaurants, dogs cats, birds, it would be assumed that: a) if you can’t take care of them, you shouldn’t bring them to the establishment. b) You certainly wouldn’t, under any circumstances, leave them unattended. I think we’d all agree that’s just common sense.

I feel the same should be said of retards. Where I’m from, when a van pulls up, its always trouble (i.e. Indians, seniors, hippies or ‘tards). I'm enjoying a fine meal at a local eatery, when a non discript van arrives, then out pops this old broad with some gimped up bitch after her. It’s in plain view, so how could I not notice? My first reaction was merely, ‘Don’t sit here, don’t sit here, don’t sit here, don’t sit here….’ Of course praying never helps, ask any Christian. After a long, long while, these two were sitting right in front of me. Hey I realize we all gotta eat, I’m not an ogre, but this cripple couldn’t tell the difference between fine dining and a mouthful of sand with broken glass in it. To make matters worse, the caretaker left her there, unattended, while she went to place their order.

Here’s the thing, when I’m filling my arteries with the golden goodness of a Wendy’s no. 2 combo (you know what I’m talking about), I don’t need no ‘tard staring at me. So, would it be out of bounds to ask that restaurants have a ‘no tards’ section? Not a big deal, just a picture of a hockey helmet with a simple stroke through it. Is that so much to ask? Are you with me? Let’s take our restaurants out of the hands of the ‘cripple coveters’ and put them back in the hands of the ommon man. Thanks.

• From: Rob [uberbob@rochester.rr.com]
• Subject: decomposition

I found this in the shed at my Mom's cabin. Nobody had been there for a year. [Pic 1/Pic2]

• From: Dan [dandoran.pc@sbcglobal.net]
• Subject: Reader Mail

fuck you stile! and your damn waldo flash I SHIT MY PANYS YOU FUKER!

• From: Dave [dcochra@hotmail.com]
• Subject: Pranks

Dear Stile, Here is a nasty prank. I worked as a mechanic and had to figure out this prank. It is better than sugar in the gas tank. (1) fold up a sheet of glad wrap about 12 in x 12 in into a small packet and wrap with an elastic band. (2) put this little wad into a cars gas tank. Here`s what happens: The elastic melts because of the gas. The wrap unfolds and covers the gas line pickup. The car stops like it has run out of gas. When the car stops the wrap floats free unplugging the gas pickup. The car will start again and run until it plugs up again. I've seen mechanic's change fuel filters, gas lines, carbs, fuel injection pumps, injection lines and the list goes on. Even when the mechanic takes out the gas tank to look for an obstruction they can't see the wrap because it is clear. Ya Gotta be really pissed at someone to do this one. To all the mechanics out there...Add this beauty to your toolbox diagnostic list. I'm going to stick to my bicycle for a while until this novelty wears off.

• From: Funky Wanderer [funkywanderer@hotmail.com]
• Subject: Reader Mail

A friend recently came back from a trip to Nepal with the attached picture. It appears that pot grows wild in Nepal, and the cows like to eat it... so he took this picture and called it happy cow.

• From: ralien [ralien@charter.net]
• Subject: Reader Mail

I thought you'd find this picture humorous. It's a skingirl's birthday party. Fucking nazi scum.

Cheers,
Adam Anti-Christ

• From: michelle ferguson [littlelucious@hotmail.com]
• Subject: dirty knickers

hi my name is mimi i am a 19 year old dirty blonde with a size 8 figure i want sell my dirty knckers on the net but i dont know how to. can you help me please.

Yeah sure, my manager will be contacting you shortly.

• From: James [jmg.interport@rcn.com]
• Subject: wtc ad

My sister found this in her closet this weekend. A World Trade Center pamphlet from a 1984 visit to NYC. This is a digital snap done quickly, as we were shocked and amazed. It's real. Get it out there.

Disturbingly ironic.

• From: Rob [rob@akalink.com]
• Subject: freak

"As you will probably gathered by now, I just love being nude and I’m not particularly bothered about who sees me."

http://www.addicks.fsnet.co.uk/nat/nude/life.htm

Also, check out his disturbing photo album: http://www.addicks.fsnet.co.uk/nat/album/album.htm

• From: Lamont Jones [ljones1@nyc.rr.com]
• Subject: The Lord

keep images of Jesus out of your website please.

Keep your fucking fascism out of my inbox, please.

• From: amazingappy [amazingappy@hotmail.com]
• Subject: I FUCK ANIMALS!

stile, nothing is better then fucking animals for kicks.

I am 20 yo and in a unique posistion owning my horse that allows me to fuck several others on a regular basis.

My favorite is this little brown mare.. and she loves getting fucked. I just discovered her a couple weeks ago. sometimes mares will learn to ignore your advances but when ever this horse sees me she walks over to inestigate. Now we have a ritual where she walks into a stall and i throw a little grain in there fo rher to eat and while shes munching away, fist I go down on her to lube her up.. horse pussy tastes good, not like human cunts.. and then when i get her loosened up I hop ontop of a bucket and pummel her.

Horse pussy is so fucking awesome, she easily swallows my entire meber and clamps down on it. I thrust with long hard motions and shell get into it so much shell push me off my bucket..and they do this thing where the 'wink' their vuvlvas to move semen back in case of an actual breeding, and whe you get a mare hot and going they start to wink and contract thier vulvas with your fat long dick in them and its insane. horses have the BEST ass to grab onto when youre fucking too.. you lay over there rump and pummel them.. Once or twice she backed me completlely off my bucket so im just hanging off of her and fucking her senseless..

if you ever get the chance you shoulkd try it.. theres no better feeling then squeezing off a coule days savings into thier constricting, fluctuating organs.

• From: Deftones1stLady@aol.com
• Subject: Reader Mail

Stile, How do they grow seedless watermelons and such?

Bees. Yes the bees do it. They cross pollinate. The seedless water melon plant is sterile and can be pollinated only by crossing it with pollen from a regular seeded water melon. In order to accomplish this, growers plant seeded and seedless plants adjacent to one another and, with the help of pollen-carrying bees, they pollinate seedless plants to produce seedless watermelons.

• From: jane [janedoe@myfingersmells.com]
• Subject: Reader_Mail

Dear Stile:

Poor R. Budd Dwyer. I bet he never thought he'd be immortalized on mpegs zipping around the world. You know that was 15 years ago?

I was in high school in Pittsburgh at the time. Heard about it on the news, but didn't see the one station that broadcast the whole thing. I think it was the Pittsburgh NBC affiliate, WPXI. They showed everything on one newscast and then cut the killing himself part out of subsequent ones, but they really caught hell for it.

What a shame that an unimportant state bureaucrat would shoot himself over corruption charges. Then again, important bureaucrats don't face jail when they get caught.

Anyways, so that's the story of the lovely clip you've been posting. Don't know anything about what dark political forces may have been at work in the background.