- From:
Josh Murray [joshmurray@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
Nazi Burger
 hi
stiles i was at this fucking burger place called dungies or some stupid fucking
name like that (i live in sheboygan, wisconsin) and so me and mary were eating
and my friend doug came by and he was like "uhhh dude, what the fuck is up
with this place? all the waiters have shaved heads and the dude on the grill has
a fucking swastika on his back" and im like what the fuck are you talking
about dickweed? and then he's like "uhh dude look at the fucking table you
are sitting it, it's a fucking swastika!" so we ran out without paying and
never went back. what fucking nerve these motherfuckers have since we fought the
nazis in ww2 if they dont like it here they can go to fucking russia!
NO
SOUP FOR YOU! - From:
Jon Lowe [lon_jowe@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
Taliban
WTF
is going on with the Taliban prisoners in Cuba? The Red Cross and all those other
bullshit political groups are saying that the conditions for these prisoners are
inhumane and cruel. These people are fucking degenerates that are responsible
for countless acts of terrorism and murder.
What
should we do? Let them go? Give them the penthouse suite at the fucking Hilton?
It pisses me off that these fucking groups are stirring up shit about the living
conditions of some fucking jerk-wad butt-fuckers that deserve a death so terrible
that no human could imagine. Every one of these politcal rights weiners should
have one of these Taliban assholes live in their guest-house for a week. When
they wake up with a twelve inch hunting knife lodged in their throat and a sucking-chest
wound, they'll understand how fucked up it was to complain about the living conditions
of these walking piles of human shit. They conspired to kill thousands of innocent
people--more if it had of been possible. One day, I hope that these hippy, tree-hugging
butt-fuckers realize that all their political bullshit is doing
nothing more
than pissing everybody else off. I
couldn't agree more. I think that the best method of punishing these degenerate
psychopaths would be to send in some Mormon missionaries, or better yet, some
Jehovah Witnesses. After a few hours of hearing them preach they would confess
to anything to get them the fuck away. I know I would. I have absolutely no sympathy
for these militant fanatics, and think that they are being treated TOO good. At
least piss in their orange juice or something. - From:
Dildo Queen [queendildo@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
what i think
you
probably wont read this, but I'm in sorta the same boat, being a female who works
in a sex shop, you get desensitized and looked down on, but same thing goes here,
is it the workers or the shoppers that are to be shunned? I ask that question
every day. I visit your site maybe once every few months to see if anything can
shock me, and I'm always disappointed when I leave, I am completely desensitized.
sad really. don't get me wrong, I love your site, its a good read and a great
layout, but I'm left wondering how you deal with life on a daily basis, prolly
the same way I do. my
job is to make people comfortable with their sexuality, and well, its hard because
I'm not comfortable with mine.......hey I'm kinda weary about this getting posted
and looking like a moron, but hey, I believe you when you say it wont. if you
want to talk to someone in the same 'sort' of industry, send me some mail. its
cool to hear I'm not the only one who feels like that.
I mean,
I could shut this site down and walk away right now if I wanted to. Theoretically.
I'm scared, though. Scared of what is outside of this box, scared of what could
be, or what should be. What if I stop doing this site and things get worse? What
if my life gets even more boring or empty? My days consist of sitting here surfing,
playing drums and watching movies. Nothing to complain about right? Then why does
my heart feel like it has been ripped out of my chest and a bunch of drunk Mexicans
did the Cucaracha dance on it? I'm
just so tired of everything that I've seen on the Internet. The fake friendships,
the spite, the same fucking porn over and over again. That motherfucking video
clip of the monkey pissing in it's own mouth. This
tired scene is sort of like all the biggest fucking dirty losers from high schools
all over the world were put into a room together with name tags on their chests
and forced to socialize with each other at gunpoint. - From:
Brian [chernicky@baymoon.com]
- Subject:
hip hop country music
Stile
- I don't know if you can use this or not given the format of your site, but I
thought it was pretty damn funny http://www.crazedcowboys.com/listenhiphop.html Given
the format of my site? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you trying
to imply that all I care about is sex, sex, sex and more sex? Well... You're right. Anyhow,
YES -- That is damn funny. I can't believe people actually made music that bad.
You know for a fact that they are fucking proud as hell about it, too. Redneck
Hip Hop. The funny thing is, there isn't one god damned hip hop thing about that
trash. When I think of country music, I think of having sex with family members,
drinking Bud light and fucking the dog up the ass. 
- From:
Jeff [jeffmckeehan@home.com]
- Subject:
Funny Image
Hey,
Stile!
Thought you might want to stick this in one of your galleries.
I was in Spain last year and bought this bag of chocolate-covered peanuts in a
vending machine. Must
be some sort of payback for the Moorish Invasion. <G> I haven't seen ad
graphics like this since the 50's!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, racism is alive and well. At least they make it
look cute. Are
there any brothers or sisters in the audience that would like to comment on this
insulting caricature? I know if I were to buy a bag of chips with a hooked-nosed,
fanged-toothed Jew on the package I would be a little more than pissed off.
- From:
Devin Kramer [devinkramer@adelphia.net]
- Subject:
Steven Wright lines...
- Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
- How
did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
- Was
it somebody's cruel idea to put an "S" in the word "LISP?"
- SHOULD
CREMATORIUMS GIVE DISCOUNTS TO BURN VICTIMS?
- Why
are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Some
people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- I
spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
- The
other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some
of the people
who were here last year." - I
went to a restaurant that serves 'Breakfast At Any Time.' So I ordered French
Toast during the Renaissance.
- There's
a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see
a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
- Last
week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang
'Happy Birthday'.
- If
man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- How
can there be self-help 'groups'?
- Why
is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom
in a handicapped stall?
- I
went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
- She
said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- When
I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only
child... Eventually.
- How
do you write zero in Roman Numerals?
- Why
do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?
- Why
are there Braille dots on the keypads at drive up ATMs
- From:
Jack Nicholson [kincognito510@hotmail.com]
- Subject:
Welcome to the Mall! Avoid the suicidal guy with a shotgun!(or, my f'ed up week)
Wow.
Weird weekend. I went to my local mall on friday in the early afternoon, and went
to the local sporting goods chain store Galyan's, which is connected to the food
court. After looking over some paintball guns on the second floor, I saw this
guy who was looking at a 20-guage shotgun in the hunting section... nothing out
of the ordinary. I exited the store and went to the orange julius stand next door.
I hear a bang... nothing out of the ordinary once again. After about 30 seconds,
people start leaving the
store in a calm, mass exodus. I find out that the
guy with the shotgun appearantly put a shell he brought himself into the chamber,
knelt to the ground, and put the barrel in his mouth, and then "painted the
town red," so to speak. The store opened friday morning, but
dont imagine anyone got near the damn place.
- From:
chasem [chasem@cox-internet.com]
- Subject:
NEW SONG OF THE WEEK
You
don’t do song of the week very often anymore, or girl of the week for that matter.
Annnnnnyyway,
download
this. http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/249/dj_ninja_star.html
if
you wana do it, I still got the old song of the week, with
DJ Food….. good song :p | 
