Welcome back to Stile Project's reader mail section, where you, loyal reader, get to share your pearls of wisdom. Just make sure to wash your hands after. If you have something to contribute, feel free to e-mail me.

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• From: Kurt [kurtt@vanion.com]
• Subject: fuckin'

I came home one night to find a party in my house, and these people fucking on my bed. Figured you could make use of this image.

• From: David DCCharger@msn.com]
• Subject: my roids

you like scat and ass take a look at my ass you wanted something interesting !!!! it feels as bad as it looks just remember don't push so hard for scat!!!

• From: wojnowah@notes.udayton.edu
• Subject: Reader Mail

This is what happens when someone drinks 10 jello shots and a half a bottle of their roommate's tequila.

• From: Jetmo [thejetmo@comcast.net]
• Subject: Assinine Law Suits

A California woman sued a grocery store after she dropped a six-pack of beer on her feet. The woman was not injured, but she said that it hurt. She won the lawsuit.

Chris Morris brought a suit against the state of Michigan for $1 million. Morris claims he caught a cold in the rotunda (a large, round room) of the state capitol building. He was there to observe an art exhibition.

A Canadian man is suing a New York coffee shop after suffering what he calls damage to his manhood. His penis was pinched between the toilet seat and bowl when he reached forward for toilet paper. He is asking for $1 million to compensate for his "dire and permanent" injuries. His wife is also suing for $500,000, claiming her husband cannot perform his marital duties.

A student attending a college in Idaho fell from his window while mooning a friend. The student then sued the college, claiming that it had not provided adequate information about the dangers of upper-story windows.

A West Virginia woman won more than $2 million after she hurt her back opening a pickle jar while at work.

A Texan woman was awarded $780,000 after she sued a furniture store. She sued because she tripped and fell over a child running amok in the store. Surprisingly, she won the case, even though the child was her own.

A man filed a suit against his son's baseball team when he was asked to stop smoking so close to his kid's dugout. The father claimed that this caused his child great emotional distress. The judge fined the man and his lawyer $2,250 for filing a frivolous suit.

A construction worker in Tulsa intentionally cut his hand off with a circular saw. When he was taken to the emergency room, he told doctors not to reattach the hand, saying that it was possessed. The man is now suing the doctors for not reattaching his hand, claiming that the doctors should have known he was psychotic.

Oh, what a wonderful world we live in!

• From: M.L. Crooks [merlincrooks@comcast.net]
• Subject: Reader Mail

oooh ahhh ohh popping fresh twat http://www.bmezine.com/extreme/free/cmhurt/labial.html

• From: Tyler [bbqpope@tds.net]
• Subject: Reader Mail

Dude, about the clip of the chicks spraying milk on on another..... Breast milk rules. I miss that part of pregnancy. My ex-wife was full of it and it was great. Not just for drinking, although that wasn't a regualr thing, but it's like built in titty sex lube. And it tastes better than regular old moo milk. And no, that's not why she's my ex, although I am a sick fuck. She's a lying ... err we won't go there until the papers are final. Yeah but anyways, never underestimate the power of boob juice. They actually spray on their own sometimes, like in the shower and during arousal. Of all people, I was supprised you thought that was gross.

signed,
boob juice lover

• From: MNiemaier@aol.com
• Subject: Reader Mail

hello, can you tell me, where i can get good movies (avi, mpg...) shoving real horse comshots on woman faces, bodys etc.? i couldn't find any really good movies. thanks

• From: deathpixie [skull-pixie@animail.net]
• Subject: Reader Mail

Our female cat is in heat and I would like to know the most humane and safe way to fuck it. Any advice you have would be much appreciated.

Warmest regards,
Carolyn

• From: David [mail@davidcouzens.com]
• Subject: Reader Mail

Male Commandments (explains so much!)

1. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. It is OK for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.

10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts.

13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16. Women who claim to "love watching sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

17. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

18. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.

20. If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

21. Never join your girlfriend or wife in criticising a mate of yours, except if she's withholding a shag pending your response.

22. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

23. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing, both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

24. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are not able to have a shag with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; hang up if necessary.

25. You cannot grass on a colleague who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loud speaker every seven minutes.

26. The morning after you and a girl (who was formerly "just a friend") have carnal drunken monkey sex, and the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty, is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

27. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

28. Thou shalt not buy a car with an engine capacity of less than 1.5litres. Thou shall not really buy a car with less than 2 litres, 16 valves, and a turbo.

29. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

30. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a playstation.

• From: David [mail@davidcouzens.com]
• Subject: Airbrush Body-Art Link

http://www.martinarmand.com/airbrush.html

• From: konstantinos [laza23@hotmail.com]
• Subject: sunset

This photograph was taken by the crew on board the Columbia during its last mission.

This photograph was taken via satellite, on a cloudless day. The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting. Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are the cities lights.

The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert. Note that the lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona and that's it's still daylight in London, Lisbon, and Madrid.

The sun is still shining on the Straight of Gibraltar.

The Mediterranean Sea is already in darkness. In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands; below them to the right are the Madeira Islands; a bit below are the Canary Islands; and further south, close to the farthest western point of Africa are the Cape Verde Islands. Note that the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during daytime and nighttime.

To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen. Fantastic photograph.

• From: Pete [chopar@optushome.com.au]
• Subject: skirts

Only in Japan! What you see above are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan.

skirt one - skirt two - skirt three - skirt four - skirt five