Dear Sickos or to the Sickos it should
but doesn't concern,
Came across your lousy website--you
should have your brains punched out your assholes for running
such a demented website. You'd probably like that though,
wouldn't you--you freaks? You'd probably like to post that
up on your crummy website from Hell too! Sick bastards,
should be shot in the head--worthless scumbags you are,
lowest life on earth!!! I'd shoot you myself if given the
chance.
Dear Mr. Garfield, thank you very much for taking the time
to write me today. Your email really cheered me up. You
see, I just went to McDonalds and bought myself an Egg McMuffin,
and came home and ate it. While I was taking the last bite,
I felt a queasy feeling in my stomach and had to fart. So
I let one rip. What I didn't realize until a few minutes
later after I farted, was that it wasn't actually fart,
but rather liquid poo. So I squirted a really big hot squirt
of poo into my underpants. I mean a really, really big squirt
of poo. I was really fucking pissed off as I could have
sworn that it was just gas. After cleaning myself up, I
noticed that I still smelled poo. It took me an hour to
realize that the liquid poo that burst forth from my anus
had soaked through my pants into my computer chair. The
clean pair of pants I put on got wet again from absorbing
the liquid poo from my chair, so I had to change for a second
time. Also my chair now stinks, and the whole room as well.
Thank you for your kind email, god bless!
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From: Eric
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Subject: my broken
shin
These were posted in the
forum some time ago, but I don't know if they ever got
around to you. I broke my shin kickboxing... snapped it
clean in half.
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From: Grant
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Subject: stile
sux!
stile, my name is grant. my friend daniel and i think you
are the tightest dude ever. we check your site at least
once a day and we totally appreciate all of the wonderful
things that it contains. we always talk about how if we
met you we wouldn't know what to say and we would probably
just give you a hug and say thanks. so yeah, keep fighting
the good fight.
People like you are what's wrong
with the world today. You think I'm tight? Last I checked
you haven't had a chance to feel up my asshole, so how the
hell would you know if I was tight or not? If you met me
you know that the first thing you'd do is suck my cock...
and you'd love every homosexual second of it, too, wouldn't
you? I've never been really good at taking compliments.
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From: Him Guy
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Subject: Reader
mail
Well, well, well. Mr. Stile I presume.
My hat goes off to you Stile. I've
been enjoying your repository of wondrous monstrosities
since about 1999. I'd like to think I was one of the first,
but I have no idea when you started. Regardless, thanks
for the years of vomi-tainment.
So why after almost 6 years do I
finally write?
Well, you've finally done it. You
put something up that I actually had to look away from.
Tubgirl *yawn* Goatse *stretch* Blowjob vomit videos (which
was new to me, so thanks for helping me be more conversationally
versed when I get nominated to the Supreme Court) *ho-hum*
Corpses in varying states of decay *blah* Yadda-yadda-yadda.
But today... September 18, 2005 is
a day for the record books.
I wandered over to the familiar files
of Stile and see, much to my pleasure, a new update: 9/16/05.
The tame enough sounding line, now
forever etched in my brain, perhaps literally, had the typical,
"I won't make this sound so bad, but you and I both
know you're in for something unusually memorable" casualness:
"Hey sluts, I just posted 1
gig of porn on Blog Wars. Just
make sure you watch THIS first."
And I, knowing you (at least by your
work -- fan, yes, stalker, no) knew that there was nothing
of interest in the first bit. The real gem would be in the
link attached to "THIS."
And for those following along at
home, "THIS" is a link to poopee.wmv.
Trust me. If you've seen it you'll know. If you haven't
seen it, you really should check it out. Preferably with
the wife and family and if you're really cool, after a large
meal.
Yes, I submit. After 6 years, you've
finally done it. You have officially grossed me out.
I salute you sir!
Yours in Christ,
That Guy
Hey dude, thanks for writing. You know, I couldn't watch
the whole thing. I've gotten soft in my old age, I think.
Poopee really sets a high standard for self body mutilation
that generations to come will have a hard time to beat.
It's one of those rare gems that comes along every so often
that restores my faith in humanity.
Hmmmmm.....let's see: If Bush is
such a racist president, why has he appointed blacks and
Latinos to so many positions? Probably just a "front"
to hide his racism, right?!
I have heard the MSM and some black leaders echo your sentiments,
but, as is usually the case with such leftist whining, it
is ALL UNTRUE.
There, that was easy, wasn't it?
By the way, sir, could it be that the black mayor of New
Orleans is, indeed, a racist? Why, while hundreds of school
buses sat parked and idle, many of his fellow blacks lost
their lives or were stripped (you'll like that word, given
this site) of everything they had because he FAILED to utilize
these vehicles for evacuation prior to Katrina's hitting
land. Along with myriad other mistakes and miscalculations
by local and state authorities in Louisiana.
But, nope, IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT is the battle cry of the
left and the pieces of human debris which comprise that
failed, bankrupt political entity.
Having said that, you've some pretty sexy ladies here!!
Jim
Hi Jim. I think we all know the REAL reason that Bush has
appointed blacks and latinos to so many positions. Everyone
needs someone to do their laundry and clean their house,
and who better than the black and latino community? Hopefully
they don't steal anything from the White House, but you
never really know with minorities. They are so sneaky, with
their beady little shifty eyes and dark skin! Just talking
about it is making me scared, I think I'm going to go hide
under the covers!
Maybe you should do yourself a favour and make a list of
all the shitty things that have happened until this administration,
then try to come up with a reason for each one why it wasn't
the administrations fault, or why it wasn't their fault
for dealing with the aftermath in a shitty manner. Keep
repeating the reasons to yourself over and over, and you
might eventually believe yourself. Criticizing a government
comprised of cronies, corporate whores and incompetent morons
doesn't mean you hate America. It just means you think the
country deserves way better than people who put the people
last.
Stile,
Been a long time reader of stileproject.
Just wanted to thank you for being one of the few who actually
get it when it comes to New Orleans.
I grew up there and while I have moved away later in life,
my family all resides there and they are some of the fortunate
who had enough means to actually leave (even though they
are homeless now). It's nice to know that some realize that
others don't have those same means and think the government
dropped the ball big time on this one.
I know media is "beginning"
to feel this way but it was refreshing to hear you comments
on a stage where you don't have to pull punches.
~E.
You know, the thing that pissed me off the most is how
stupid and ineffectual the government was in dealing with
this tragedy. There just isn't any excuse, whatsoever.
I have no formal education, hardly shower, suffer from
multiple mental illnesses, and have no friends or social
life... but I know for a FACT that I could have done a better
job in dealing with this tragedy than 99% of the people
running the government, if I was put in charge. That's a
fucking fact, man. Come to think of it, I should be absolute
ruler of the entire fucking world. Steve Jobs would be my
fashion coordinator, and I'd probably force Bill Gates to
get breast implants and do tranny porn out of spite for
making shitty software for the last 25 years.
I think the only thing I'd really want if I was ruler
MASTER of the universe would be to have sex with any and
as many hot chicks as I wanted. Then again, what straight
guy WOULDN'T?
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From: jim
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Subject: Reader
Mail
Dear Stile
I went to a 'bad taste' party a few weeks ago and this is
what I went as!!
I hope they will get on your website.
Many thanks
Jim (Micheal)
BEST COSTUME
EVER!
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From: Ole Martin
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Subject: Reader
Mail
Hello Stile. I find
your site intriguing, yet disturbing, like a scab I can't
stop picking at. Hard to know when you're being sincere
and when you are roleplaying your sick, demented Stile persona
- it is all very odd. I would not say that I like your site,
in fact I despise it and everything about myself that is
drawn towards it - but I am still drawn to it. I just can't
keep myself from checking for updates once in a while, read
your ramblings and then pehaps click on some of your choice
media offerings. Ugh.
Short story: your site makes me want to puke, but the odd
thing is: it turns out, I'd rather like to feel like I have
to puke... so, your putrid site is quite a conundrum. Revolting
and attractive at the same time, like the sweet stink of
decay. I enjoy reading it, after a fashion. And lately,
I have been getting a lot more out of reading your texts
than looking at the pictures and vids. A lot more. Your
gift for scavenging the net for disgusting tidbits is great,
but I am enjoying your prose a lot more. And your rambling
commentary on boxed, industrial modern life. Excellent stuff,
a lot of it, really.
So, my question is: what about a book? A novel, or just
a collection of essays? I'd sure buy it. Despite your evident
self-loathing, you do have a voice, and while not at all
mainstram or even pleasant, that voice does reach a lot
of people. Stile does strike a chord. You're a despicable
person, but you seem genuine, and that is a rare quality
these days. I hope it will turn out ok for you and that
you'll continue to find positive outlets for your rage and
self-loathing.
Hm. That last part sounded like bullshit, and it is - I
don't really have any heart-felt desire to see things work
out for you. Your site a personal tragedy, perhaps even
more: one of many telltale-signs that an entire civilication
is collapsing. The Stile Project is a trainwreck in the
making, and it's pretty damn hard to look away. I just want
a better view I guess, and I don't really care who walks
away with all limbs still attached. So, uh... keep on trucking
or whatever. I don't really know what you're trying to do,
but I'd like to read more of your putrid prose.
What the fuck could I possibly write about?
I don't give a fuck about anything anymore. I spend my days
in bed crying myself to sleep. We're all doomed. Plus I'm
far too lazy. Go read a book, fagit.
Damn Stile, if you're
a 27 year-old virgin, at least pay for sex dude. You really
need to get out there, somewhere!
I don't think I could go through with paying
someone for sex. Only the lowest, most pathetic, disgusting
human beings have to pay other people for sex. Shit, I just
described myself perfectly. Fuck.
You have to leave the house to go find a whore,
right? Plus I don't want to get and STDs. They really fuck
you up. I'm just socially inept and can't deal with talking
to girls in real life. Why else would I spend all my time
online talking to morons like you?
I don't even think I care anymore. And I don't
want to bang some 300lb black chick named Lashonda who's
clit is bigger than my dick. That'd just put a damper on
the whole thing. Fucking dirty whores.
Stile the ignoramus.
You must be if you truly believe what you have written in
your 9/6/2005 blog. To accuse the Prez of racism because
of a delay in Fed aid to N.O. is akin to blaming the Prez
for Hurricane Katrina. Both are false and provably so. And
Kanye West is as ignorant of the law regarding disasters
as you are. He is a racist too but uses his color to hide
that fact. No one dares call a black man a racist. Well,
I do and I will whenever I encounter one.
If you must point fingers start with the mayor of N.O. He
rants about bureaucrats sitting on their ass when that is
precisely what he was doing by not immediately requesting
aid from the Gov of LA. Then point at the Gov for not immediately
declaring martial law (yes, the Gov must do that, not the
Prez.) and for not immediately accepting fed aid when it
was first offered.
After that you can find blame with the fed bureaucracy but
first responsibility belongs with the local reps.
Max
No, the only person to blame is the president.
If he were a real leader, he would have flown a plane directly
into the eye of the hurricane and used a tractor beam to
pull the hurricane over Fidel Castro's house, then once
it was smashed to pieces, he would have then pulled it over
to Iran, then North Korea. Then we would have world peace
forever. So who the FUCK do you think you are critisizing
me, Jay Stile, the greatest political thinker of the last
500 years? PS: You're wrong about everything.
Here are two pics of
a guy with two cocks. Watched him on webcam a few times.
I can get more of these for stile if your interested...
I might even be able to get him to write stile on one cock
and project on the other... Just let me know.
Wow, looking at the size of his dick(s) makes
my penis feel twice as small!
