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So, who are you gunna vote for? Who fucking cares, faggot!
But seriously, I watched the first debate, and Kerry just
blew Bush away. He just comes off as being much more intelligent.
Bush just reminds me of a retarded
preschooler who poops
his own pants. The election is less than a month away,
and this is going to be one important and fucked
up moment in history. The puppet masters are busy at work
behind the scenes orchestrating scandal and war. The closer
it gets, the crazier
the mass media gets. They're like salivating vultures circling
above, who haven't eaten in four years. They're waiting for
things to reach critical mass and implode so that they can
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You can feel the tension in the air. People are already starting
to get violent. Protestors on either side are preparing apocalyptic
demonstrations. No one remembers anything from the past, and
history is something we are told instead of remembering. We
live in a cruel and intolerant world. People don't even know
who or what
the hell they're voting for anymore.
It's funny how most
chicks say that they'll probably vote for the best looking
candidate. That's how our society seems to function these
days. It doesn't matter how stupid you are. The sad truth
is that as long as you are good looking or rich, you can get
anything you want in life. I really wonder what would happen
if we elected the smartest people to office instead of the
richest and best connected. Sometimes I think a
fucking hand puppet could do better than the politicians
we elect. The
world just makes me want to climb back into my mother's womb.
Wouldn't that be a
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a smile to my face. Actually, on second thought, thinking
about it makes me want to throw up.
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