REVEALED! STILE PROJECT'S OVERSEAS OFFICES! THE STILE YOU NEVER KNEW!

Salutations! I am sure many of you wonder about Stile Project many website endeavor. Surely this could not possibly be the work of just one man? Congratualation! You are correct to assume this; this Project is the project of many many peoples.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Futaba Kishi. I am Lead Efficiency Officer at Stile Project: Nippon, a most very lovely factory located in Industrial Park in Okayama prefecture. It is our purpose to create entertainment item for the Internet website specifically what you call the Japscats!

Hello! Here I am on left with Employee of Month! He won because he was only worker not to die of beating whole month of November!

Chairman Stile's website grow in popularity so quickly he could hardly keep up demand! It proved to be too much for even someone as godlike as the Chairman. It has been said that Chairman Stile's phallus is 9 inches long and is as thick as a soda can! He is super!

This is where Stile Project: Nippon came into play. We began with small core of 85 workers and now we have become like a lotus flower, blossoming into a strong and beautiful organization boasting nearly 3,000 workers in five divisions!

Stile Project: Nippon creates many of the images in-house... and we pass on the savings to you!

We love to greet our new workers into the Stile Project: Nippon family! Every new convert is welcomed with their very own Canadian maple baked ham and a bottle of carbonated milk beverage.

Our longest running workers (above) wouldn't live anywhere else!

They enjoy the dairy fizz while we brand corporate logo into meaty part of thigh. We don't care! It's so lovely... and the smell of burning skin oh so nice!

Young and old line up every day to join the Stile Project: Nippon family especially now since we got dental plan! Workers beg to live in our spacious bunkers. Household pet of rats family our special gift to them! No charge!

After we get the new recruits ready, we all eat the breakfast of loose rice porridge mixed with cheap whiskey and American chocolate that say "Ex-Lax."

Morning Assembly Excersize allow us to focus body before making all your favorite scats!

Then we set up in the yard for morning exercises... a healthy company is the most prosperous one! We bend and stretch and do the goatse postures! Chairman Stile tells us there is a strong power center located in the anus... we harness that power in morning excercise by stimulating the anal fundament with our fist inside! Chairman Stile would be so proud to see us! I am told he is 6 foot five and has rippling muscles and can capture the power of the lightning in his armpit.

We aspirate to be like him, he is wonderful!

With our bodies ready, we center our minds and our spirits with a rousing chant of our corporate anthem! It's 35 verses long! Allow for me to share a small fragment of our spirited song:

WE WORK WORK WORK UNTIL THEY SOUND THE HORN
THEN WE WASH WASH WASH UNTIL WE ARE REBORN

WE MAKE THE FUNNAY THING FOR THE HERMIT MAN
AND WE WORK WORK WORK AS FAST AS WE FUCKING CAN

IF WE DON'T WORK THE ROUND EYE BEAT US MUCH
SO WE TRY TRY TRY THOUGH MOST OF US WILL DIE

WE TAKE THE PICTURE OF THE DEAD BABY GIRL
WE BEND OVER AUNTIE AND INSERT MANY PEARL

FOR BREAK TIME WE GATHER ROUND
AND JERK OFF BY THE POUND

THEN DUMP OUR LUCKY MILK
TO BE LICKED OFF DIRTY GROUND

THE MAN FROM SNOWY NORTH IN HOLE
PAY US PENNIES TO SHOVE A POLE

IN TO OUR ANALS 'TIL WE CRY
THE ASS TULIPS WILL NEVER DIE

WE HOLD OUR DAMAGED SPHINCHTERS HIGH
"HAIL TO STILE PROJECT NIPPON!" WE CRY!

Good workers along the assembly line! All day they work like this, for our dear Chairman Stile!!

Now we are ready to make our boss of the snowy land happy! Our bowels are gurgling to be evacuated, so we hit the conveyor belt!

All day for 16 hours we churn out quality Japscats! We extrude award winning feces until the stomach acid burns our sphinter... all for you my friend! But thats not where it ends!

We are constantly checking quality for the best Japscats! Size, aroma, consistancy, water content are all carefully measured... but that's not all!

We here at Stile Project: Nippon are best #1 in Japscats due to careful reasearch and development. We do everthing to provide lovely varieties in texture and sexual tittilations. We try diet of beer and cap'n crunch for festive party scats! Peanuts for enriched proteins scats! Lately we have tried Candy Cane and tinsel for special HOLIDAY SCATS!

How it twinkles, it brings tears to my eye. Is this not the true meaning of Chiristmas? Since you are big fan of Stile Project, ill let you in on a little secret... our best scats are formed from diets of stewed tomatos and rice crispie!! Nothing rounds out slanty turds more than that sunap clackle pop! How succulent.

But good Japscat does not end there! We experiment to find to perfect interactions of person with fecals! We like to "switch it up the jams" right on! Most lesser Japscat company offer same thing every time: poop in basin, poop in school sailor fuku, poop on plastic wrap to lick off, smush poop on face eating. BORING! We have revolutionized scat eating motif to new levels! We think out side of toilet! We were first to say "okay, we know fecals come from posterior, but how about fecals to eat coming out of vaginal opening" AHA! Our wide collection of costumes and high worker mortality rate mean you never see same Japscat twice!

Here executives from Human Resources, they love to oversee operations.. sometimes two or three times a day!

That's right, we do all this just to please you the reader who we all treasure so much... and for Chairman Stile, who is our most cherished of leader. I am told Chairman Stile sits atop of golden throne made of kitten pelts and his fecal matter is like spring posies that glow in the dark, how lovely! Every day, all day we almost kill ourselves for your enjoyment! OK well we do not have much choice because of the cattle prods and the electrified barbed wire, but it is fine, we don't mind!

So nice to speak with you reader! I hope you come to visit soon... maybe we have "opening" for you, HAHA I make joke!