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- From: Ken B.
- Subject: Reader Mail
Just writing to see if your ok. I hope all
is well with you.
--Ken
Dear Ken,
It's been so long since you've written me. I've missed you so.
The years have passed like semen slowly dripping out of the vagina
of life, and my hair has grayed since our last romantic encounter.
I have memories of your supple young breasts pressed up against
me while you pulled on my scrotal sac until it looked like the wings
of a bat. I miss your touch, your scent, and your double-d breast
implants. Who the fuck are you again? I appreciate the concern,
dude, but it's just really strange having someone email
me something nice for a change, instead of the usual "I
WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. PS POST MORE
HOT TITS LOL!"
The truth is I'm just lazy and would rather sit on the couch drinking
beer and slap my cock against my thigh while watching Martha Stewart.
That bitch is tiiiiight! Something strange actually did happen to
me recently, though... I got a hand job when I went to get a manicure
and pedicure. Click here
for the full story, it's really fucked up.
Pug writes: I picked
up a hooker the other day, and I had no idea she was a hooker. Click
here to read what happened next...
Produkt writes: The
end is near, and most of
us are going to die a horrible death when the shit hits the fan.
Who do you think will survive, besides the cockroaches? I think
you'll be surprised to find out who'll live and who'll die once
the nuclear holocaust that's right around the corner happens. Someone's
about to press the reset button on our ass.
First Time Sex Stories: I used to do this thing on here called First
Time Sex Stories where you creeps would email me about how you
lost your virginity... Well it's been a while, and I always thought
that they were pretty fucking amusing, so I'm gunna start 'er up
again. Please
email me your first time sex story, and don't worry, I wont
post your email address or any other personal info.
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