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you ever get that feeling, really late at night, like you're
lost on
the internet? Everyone you know online has gone to sleep
long ago, and you're just wandering aimlessly from link to
link, in search of something to keep you in your internet
k-hole. Just one
little tidbit of porn or gore or news to keep you occupied
for a few more minutes... This is better than watching fucking
infomercials on TV, you tell yourself. Better than wasting
time on personal hygiene or doing some of the laundry that's
been piling up in the corner of your room for the last 4 months.
Your pillowcases look like a civil war bandage, stained with
saliva and who knows what. You don't even want to think about
your bedsheets, which feel like old crackers. You tell yourself
that you'll wash
your sheets tomorrow, and put real life out of your mind
for just a few more minutes...
You end up going through every god damn link in your bookmark
or favorite folder or whatever the fuck they call it these
days, in the hope that you'll find something to make you forget
how numb you are for just a few minutes. You even visit
some of the same sites twice in a ten minute period to see
if anything has changed. It just gets to the point after
you've visited every single one of the regular sites that
you browse that there's nothing new to read. You've reached
the information dead zone where you're so caught up to the
present that you're practically in the future. You realize
that the internet is dead. Then you just feel empty inside.
There's nothing left to read, no more porn
pictures or videos to watch. You've already seen it all,
and there's nothing left. You've sucked it dry. It's all over.
The true junkie has a backup plan and quickly rummages through
every single instant messaging program known to man looking
for someone to talk to. Of course you have them all installed.
I know I do. What else is there to do at 5AM but try to find
some chick that doesn't look too busted up and demand she
send
you nudes. Right? I think you know you've reached the
lowest point in your life when you've seen every single celebrity
nipple slip picture twice, and pictures of dead babies
being fucked
in the mouth by dogs doesn't even make you blink. And
now you just want to see some tits. Bitch get naked. Just
for me. Now. That's
hot.
So here I am, the sun is about to rise, and I think I've
visited every fucking link on the web. I've gone to all the
regular forums that I read, and there's nothing new on them.
The only people on the instant messaging programs I use are
partially retarded and/or deaf
mutes who piss and shit through a bag connected through their
bellybuttons. I'm so bored that I even consider asking
them for nudes, just for a laugh. They'd probably do it if
they thought I'd be their friend. Back the fuck off, mutant!
The realization that my life is completely empty and meaningless
starts to creep up on me from behind. I need some new kind
of info-drug, and fast, before the depression kicks back in.
The reality of the situation is that I want to avoid reality,
at all costs.
It's around this time that I have an idea on how to kill
the boredom that's crept up on me. The thought crosses my
mind to re-enact some
of my favorite internet funnies at home. The stuff that
makes me smile.
I can just see myself setting up a camera in the washroom,
then getting into the bathtub and squirting
liquid shit out of my asshole ten feet into the air. SNAP.
Instant classic. Or better yet, bending over and spreading
my asshole apart till it rips. That's class. I could make
a fortune off my ass. It's probably just the mental illness
talking, I repeat to myself over and over, while contemplating
shoving a baseball bat up my ass while blowing a donkey. I
don't really want to pull
my penis into my asshole or cut it in half, right? But
those pics sure would look sweet on my website... and I'd
own the copyright to them. I never used to think like this
before I started surfing the web.
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guess I just don't have the guts to do it. I'm a pussy. A
big fucking fraud. I'd
love to record myself stripping naked and rubbing shit all
over my body while lip synching that Mya-He Mya-Ho song,
but alas I'm too scared to do it. I know I'd be the next internet
superstar. I know it'd make me famous. Just how fucked up
do you have to be before you crack and become one of those
insanely broken,
shit eating, piss drinking, horse cock sucking people that
you see on the internet? Do I really have that far to go before
I am one of them? Better yet, can I make it into a fulfilling
career?
Do I really want to be the next featured "Chocolate
Boi Of The Month" on shitparade.com? Do I really
want to be the guy that has his pictures passed around via
email by drunken frat boys while they gaze
in amazement at the sheer diameter of my pisshole, while
exclaiming"Holy fuck! How the hell did he get that carrot
up his dick?!" Why yes, I think I do.
After daydreaming about becoming the next internet superstar
I usually snap back to reality and take a deep breath, remembering
that I'm just some lonely guy who runs a shitty
website. There are no cam girls online to entertain me.
No new torrents to download. No new dead bodies on the news
sites to laugh at. Nothing but faggoty religious programming
on TV, and women from eastern Europe showing off their stretch
marks on shitty webcam sites. All the forums are dead. I've
read all the websites I regularly visit three times each tonight.
It's official, I've reached that point where I feel totally
empty because there's nothing new on the internet for me consume.
It's at this point that I consider going to bed, because I
really have nothing else to do. It's at this point when I
wonder just how many other people around the world are feeling
the exact same way I do, because they're trapped in a box,
staring at a screen, with no way out of the artificial reality
that they've made into their entire existence. And so it goes.
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