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biggest cock you think a chick can fit in her mouth? You'd be surprised.
Here's
a video of a cock gulping contest. Fucking mind blowing!
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As you may have heard, everyone's
favourite eunuch is taking a break from Stile Project
so he can, so he says, relocate to Alaska.
Some in fact believe his half-brother Dan hitched up with
a gastroenterologist named Dr. Carlos McProbe,
who, although apparently highly talented in the art of colonic
exploration, is known to avoid the subject when asked
where he studied or to present credentials. Having been woken
one time too many by Carlos under the sheets, apparently polishing
up his talents, some say Stile has taken to sleeping
in the dumpster behind McDonald's where he feeds on leftover
McScraps. They are a good source of antibiotics and at least
keep the parasitic
cock fungus at bay. Stile only emerges after dark, when
he scampers through the gutter, hissing and cowering at passing
car headlights,
limping back to his mother's house on Fatchett Street where
he peers through the keyhole, hoping to catch a nostalgic
glimpse of the warm welcoming single bed he and his family
once shared.
There's only so much anal
invasion that any man can take, with the possible exception
of Prince Charles, so having had one too many late night intestinal
intrusions,
Stile has decided to take up permanent residence in his trash
can. He is now updating solely from an Internet cafe, which
he funds by doing favours for homeless fudge
nudgers on the corner of Kuksuk
Street, then slyly sneaks their gentleman's
relish into a Big Mac carton to sell later at the
local spunk bank.
In his absence, I, one of his best customers, thought I'd
help him out with an update in the hope that he'd be able
to buy some clean
underwear and get his rotting
cluster of anal warts removed. The warm, creamy, puss-filled
crust forming on the head of the mucus soaked growths may
provide a tasty
bubblegum like treat on cold hungry nights, but the addition
of hemorrhoids, tapeworms and 4 week old HIV positive man
milk to the equation has left his poor peach barely penetrable.
This has resulted in loss of earnings, not to mention lack
of much needed gratification for my pitifully undersexed pant
package.
So, until Stile has accumulates enough population paste
and has pleasured
enough fart sniffers to finance another 1/2 hour on the local
486, hang in there. Normal
service will be resumed shortly.
Love, kisses and inappropriate touches,
Bumsex Bandit.
What's the
biggest cock you think a chick can fit in her mouth? You'd be surprised.
Here's
a video of a cock gulping contest. Fucking mind blowing!
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presents: taylor raine
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WIcked icy hot stuntaz! |
Big ass tatterz. |
Mud fuckin'. |
Right in the eye! |
Hey lady, nice tits! |

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Pimpslapped. |
Suffocation. |
Squirt! |
Lunch is served! |
Moron. |

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Deep throat. |
Up, up, and away! |
Wicked driving. |
Neck breaker. |
That's gotta hurt... |

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| Juggler. |
Horny ass dog. |
Hot sexor. |
Freak. |
Death. |
Faggot brothers. |
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presents: melissa milano
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