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at this dude trying to fire a rocket launcher, then getting
shot in the head. War is fucking sickening.
You
know when you have one of those days where nothing seems to
go right? Well, I'm having the
worst fucking day, ever. I passed out in the backyard
yesterday, and the whole fucking
top of my head is sunburned, blistered, and peeling. I went
to bed last night in so much fucking pain. Since I'm bald,
the sun cooked the top of my head like an egg. I woke up this
morning and cracked open a cold bottle of beer, which is how
I usually start my day, because it numbs the pain of existence
a bit. I was about to take the
first sip, and the bottle hit my front tooth, cracking
it in half. Now I'm missing half my fucking tooth, and the
nerve is exposed. Any time I breath, it feels like someone
is sticking
a needle up my gums. I don't think even a
blow job would make me feel better at this point. To make
things worse, I stubbed my toe on the stairs, and I think
my baby toe is broken since it's totally blue now. I wish
I could crawl
back into bed and cry myself to sleep, but I can't, because
I have to go for a fucking interview for this apartment today.
So here I am, limping, with a cracked tooth, and with peeling
skin and blisters all over the top of my head. My scalp
is bright red. I put on a baseball
cap to try and hide it, but I ended up looking like a fucking
homeless vet, with my limp and cracked tooth. I think the
worst thing about this situation is that I'm talking with
a fucking lisp now because of the pain
from my tooth. I sound like I'm a prancing homo because I
can't pronounce my S's. What the fuck are they going to think
of me at this interview when I limp in, the top of my head
covered in blisters and all scabby, talking like I
have a cock in my mouth with my cracked-tooth grin. I
look like Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia when the
AIDS had ravaged his body. I know I'm not gunna get this
fucking place because they'll
probably think I'm contagious. I hate my life.
In other news, Yucko The Clown is fucking funny, and kinda
cheered me up! What a dirty
degenerate motherfucker. His Ronald
Reagan video made me shit my pants. This
video is pretty funny, too. Check out his
site for some more.
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