I love tanned teens...
willing
to do anything for a few bucks. Check this
video
clip from my vacation in Mexico! If even I can get laid, you can too!
I'm really really really sick right now, so I'm not going
to fucking think up something semi-amusing to entertain you,
or bullshit you with a sad story about how I feel like I'm
dying. All I'm going to say is that I want to be the internet's
Andy Warhol. That guy was a fucking genius. I want to get
a big empty loft and fill it up with lots of people and film
them in an orgy of sex, drugs and music. I want to make movies.
I want to create living art. Capturing the human condition
is timeless. Then I'll make millions of dollars off exploiting
them. I want to document a big orgy of capitalism on a grande
scale that will self implode from its own greatness. I want
to blow my mind with creativity and destroy myself in the
process. Self destruction is art.
This website bores me. I bore myself. I don't even use any
scripts or anything to write my updates, I just do all the
HTML by hand, and it takes a long time to put together. I
think that's one of the reasons that I never update it anymore.
Familiarity breeds contempt. I'm thinking of doing something
drastic to the site and starting it over from scratch with
a whole new format and style. What
do you think I should do? I think I need to start doing
mass quantities of hallucinogens and start putting myself
on display to the world for my own amusement. Also I find
that if you mix alcohol with nyquill Jesus will talk to you
and tell you things. He told me you're a cunt.
Here is last months
updates, vacuum packed for freshness.
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Fucking awesome! |
Wtf is up with this guys
dong? |
This looks like a lot of fun. |
God bless America! |
Too bad he wasn't going faster. |
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| Cool cat. |
One sexy athletic mama! |
The creepiest blowjob ever. |
Hey lady, nice tits! |
She could poke your eye
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| My kind of woman! |
This is some classy shit! |
I love baking cream pies. |
That's what friends are for... |
Underwater queef. |
It's magic! |
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| My kind of woman #2. |
Pretty good driver. |
I do this all the time. |
Now this is fucking RAD! |
Moron. |
HILARIOUS! |
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| Allison. |
Amee. |
Brooke. |
Gauge. |
Micara. |
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conversations...
stilestilestile: heh man last night i made
tomato sauce for the first time ever and put too much onion
in it and was farting all night
stilestilestile: like farting to the point where i thought
i was going to barf from the smell. it smells like my ass
was shooting out liquid sulphur and rotting meat.
stilestilestile: i made like 10 gallons of the shit. i've
never cooked before...
stilestilestile: and it tasted sooooo bad. i don't think i
cooked the ground beef long enough either, it was bloody when
i was eating.
loadersg: what the hell did you do to the sauce man thats
fucked
stilestilestile: i have no idea
loadersg: why did you make 10 gallons of tomato sauce, wtf
stilestilestile: so this morning i took the fucking bucket
of sauce and poured it into my neighbours back yard over the
fence.
stilestilestile: looks like someone shot a dog against the
fence
loadersg: hell prolly think what the fuck is that shit like
a bird exploded or eomthing in his backyard
stilestilestile: hahahaha yeah hahahaha
loadersg: stiles shooting dear again honey
stilestilestile: im never cooking again hahahhaha my diareah
was red
loadersg: yea thats not a great experience, again why 10 gallons?
loadersg: how many tomatoes did you need for that
stilestilestile: shit i dunno
stilestilestile: a bucket?
loadersg: thats a fucked story man, i just gotta say
stilestilestile: yeah it was def one of the strangest things
i've ever done hahaha
loadersg: should gone to the clubs last night with that gas
problem
stilestilestile: hahahahahah
stilestilestile: yeah right
stilestilestile: i had a fucking nazi death camp gas chamber
in my ass man. every time i would fart i would gag from the
smell
loadersg: thats a disgusting picture to envision
stilestilestile: yeah
stilestilestile: that's why i rock the internet dude
stilestilestile: i got mad skillz
loadersg: youre a natural
stilestilestile: yeah, thank god my mom dropped me on my head
as a baby. im not joking. she really did. i was in intensive
care.
See
more girls lookin' to FUCK in
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