Hi, I'm Bernie Finkletwat. I'm a fucking billionaire, and I decided to buy this website. I can do anything I fucking want.

I'm also the owner of a major news organization, and we've been buying up tons and tons of independent media websites lately to try and take over the internets. You may also know me from my television channel, POX.

We're going to crush anyone that gets in our fucking path.

You might have heard about our recent acquisition of MyRace and Fuckster. That's only the beginning. As part of our plan for world domination, we decided to buy up all the minority owned websites, starting with this one. There aren't too many African-Americans running massive porn sites like Stile's, so I felt this would be a great place to start. We made Stile an offer he couldn't refuse. Actually, we just kidnapped his family and sodomized them with screwdrivers and sent Stile the videotape.

Wow, was that ever a mistake! Totally the wrong way to go about it. He called the ransom number asking for more. We should have fucking known what a sick, degenerate fuck we were dealing with. Totally perverse. This guy would make a great President some day! So anyhow, after talking to him for a while, I realized that we weren't really that different. We were both completely void of any morals, both corrupt to the core, and we both love seeing young women drilled with dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, and more dick. So once again I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

In exchange for promising him that he would never see his family again, and a signing bonus of fifteen thousand Turkish Lira, my News Scat corporation assumed control of Stile Project. You're going to be seeing a lot of hot and sweaty changes around here, starting now... so go put on a fresh pair of diapers, lube up your favorite dog penis shaped dildo, and saddle up big boy! You're in for the ride of your life! Until next time, fancypants...

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I got the bird flu. It's terrible. All I've been able to do is lay on my couch, curled up into a ball with my eyes open, and cry. When I try to move, I vomit. When I close my eyes, I get dizzy and usually vomit more. I've been laying here for at least 8 hours, trying desperately to reach my TV remote after the MASH marathon ended abruptly and was replaced by a seemingly never ending barrage of Sesame Street and Teletubbies. Clawing at my couch, covered in cotton, old fabric, vomit... crying. Crying because the same squeaky voices keep flying from this 1950s television set like live missiles into my ears, crying because these obnoxious theme songs won't stop repeating; assaulting me with every word until I'm certain my head is literally on the verge of exploding into a trillion pieces.

I have the sudden urge to kill any and all living things that cross my path.

There's only one thing keeping me from going mad: slutty cam whores. Thankfully I'm lucky enough to have a computer monitor facing this couch with live feeds from some of the hottest girls I've ever seen. The screen is a good 15 feet away, partially encrusted by the glazed remnants of dozens upon dozens of cum shots from days long since past, but when I squint I can just make out the bare, pixilated silhouettes of nice, firm, amazing titties. Squirming around on this filthy sofa, smushing my tiny penis against the seams of my pants pockets to the sight of these lovely ladies, I devised a brilliant plan: from this moment forward I am determined to ejaculate until this virus is expelled from my body. Wish me luck.

"My cock is a deadly weapon." At least that's what the cops are saying, after translating the raspy events from that poor stripper who found herself dancing on a new pole last week. Seems that second hundred in the VIP room turned into a second song and "Ivy" got a little more than she bargained for, which left her wheezing and gagging. Since when is having a larger-than-average cock a misdemeanor? Since I've been taking these, I've had to take special training courses to properly fuck the filthies, and am a card-carrying cocksmith. Which is what I told the constabulary when I was asked about the size of my endowment, how much I paid, and what happened in the Blue Room afterwards. I shrugged, unzipped, and was released from custody. All I had to do was tell the officers on duty where to find some of the good stuff, and that the first 30 days were free.

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